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What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

12.06.2025 04:37

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

SISTER: What the ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk? You’ve got the entire neighborhood in the houssssssssssssssssssssse?

The Rest of the day was pretty quiet. Late in the afternoon, My mom calls, and said “He’s (my son) is going to spend the night, you can swing by in the morning to pick him up! We’re all beat! Heading to bed early tonight!” I then said “Fine, see ya’ll tomorrow.” I phoned the dispatcher to find out if they had any knowledge when he (my husband) would be heading home, and was advised he’s still heading out to Seattle, probably won’t be back around here any time soon, probably a good 2 weeks or so.

WIFE: Son (talking to former neighbor’s son), You have a lot of explaining to do here!

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ME: Sure.

HIM: He really doesn’t know my parents!

WIFE: Shot?

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ME: (turns speaker phone on and sets the headset down)

WIFE: “FOR GOODNESS SAKES GET OUT OF HER KITCHEN NOW!”

While he took a shower, he then shouted out, I noticed I was running low on eggs, so I shouted back “Grilled Cheese Sandwiches? I’m sort of hungry myself too.”

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SISTER: No shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttt Sherloooooooooocckkkkkk You just now found that outttttttttttttt?

He invites them inside and they’re giving their dog lots of loves, while her husband is catching stuff or holding stuff!

He then grabs another cup of coffee and sits there and observes me making Lobster Bisque. The aroma filled the house. He kept coming in with a soup spoon and “sampling”! Then he realizes there’s no Lobster meat in the pot!

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ME: Yes, I can drink 12 pot myself!

BROTHER: Last warning! I mean it!

And I went to finish up the soup and the neighbors next door came over, and they were literally SHOCKED to see their old neighbor’s son next door answering my front door! Their dog was so happy they were home, and his tail was knocking everything off within its reach, almost toppling over the living room lamp!

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HIM: It’s alright, I cleaned it up, and we got a board up. Going to buy her a new window in the morning!

WIFE: “(First name) GET OUT OF HER COOKING POT! IT’S NOT YOURS!”

HIM: (in background) Yeah I know, I am at her house, at our old house.

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HIM: Thanks so much Ma’am, and oh, What’s your name?

SISTER: OOOOOO MMMMM GGGGGGGG!!!!!!! Mom and Dad disappeared! They’re being held hostage!

ME: “Would you like to join us? You can hear the tale of the busted window!”

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SISTER: WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!!!!!

Well, I brought the property (house/residential), the Owners wanted a quick sale because they brought an RV, loaded everything they wanted on it and was “Out spending their children’s inheritance”.

HIM: Lord, Father God, I ask you to bless this lovely dinner tonight and I am ever thankful that I was never shot! Lesson learned. I will appreciate tonight’s dinner forever! AMEN!

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HIM: What the hell was that?

SISTER: SHUT THE FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK UPPPPPPPPPP you biiiiiiiiittttttttchhhh!

For some reason, I was working in the office, and since my small couch is also a daybed, I went to lie there with the neighbor’s dog next to me. The dog nuzzled my arm, and I woke up, and I felt a very strong draft. (I knew I had all the windows closed.) So I pulled my Ruger Blackhawk (SuperHawk) 44 magnum, loaded it, and turned the safety off (ready to fire).

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(Gets up and grabs a jar and returns to the table with a fork)

HUSBAND: Spoil sport!

He then said “Why is xxxx (dog’s name) here?” I then responded, “The neighbors next door had to take their other little dog over to the other side of the state for surgery. I am babysitting him. The reason why I pulled the gun back was to the fact the dog knew you and you called it by name.”

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(I walk him to the hall linen closet, gives him some towels, and he went outside to his motorcycle and grabbed some clean clothes, his soap, shampoo, hairbrush, electric razor, Toothbrush and toothpaste, and other necessities. He pulls his shirt off and I saw him put into another side bag, and I realized that’s his dirty laundry and I tap on the window and “using my finger” - pointing to his dirty clothes and inside. So he lugs all his dirty clothes and brings it inside. Once he comes back inside, and he said “Washer in garage?” Which I nodded yes, so he put his dirty laundry in the garage and said “I will wash it once I get done with the shower.”)

HIM: You just pulverized the lobster?

Then tells me to sit down after I put the hot pads on the table.

Hi everybody! I have been looking at posts on narcs and narc abuse on here and if has really helped me out a lot. I am currently struggling with my situation and need some advice/support. I met a narc last year, everything seemed to good to be true. Love bombing, always texting calling and taking me on dates. Everything changed when someone warned me about him out in public in front of him and who he is. This caused a conflict with us and the love bombing seized. he would tell me that everything is okay and i can come and talk. He would set a time limit on me and kick me out after that. he would then text me like everything was fine and we hung out again and after that he completely ghosted me for one week. He came back and texted me a week later laughing about the ghosting and acting like nothing had happened. he continued to text me ( not like in the beginning) make plans with me, then on the day of the plans he would just ghost me. One day he would act interested the next silence. i contacted him a month later and he acted like nothing happened. He was on a vacation and sent me a picture of another woman ( someone he allegedly met on the trip) to strike a reaction but i never gave him one. After the trip he came to my place and was extremely rude, accusing me of going on dates with a bunch of men. The next day he accused me of being an alcoholic and that he wanted nothing to do with me but said well maybe we can be "friends" then ghosted me i assumed at this point it was over and i would never hear from him again. He contacted me on the holiday a month later acting like everything was great. We ended up hanging out a month or so later and when we hung out it went well, i thought things were going in the right direction. after we hung out.. silence. I would try to text him and if he replied it would be very short then he just stopped replying. He ghosted me for almost three months. I thought he was done this time and of course he popped up again like nothing happened. At this point i was getting sick of if so i questioned him as to why he dissapeared and always does this. Of course he had some sob story about a injury and family member dying of cancer. I felt pity for him and he gave me an apology.. so i took him back stupidly. things seemed to be going smooth for a couple months, of course until his family member died and his injury got better he never contacted me and was distant. Menawhile, i was there for him during the difficult time for him. He lied to me about the funeral and never wanted to chat. I was chasing him and he would always claim nothing was wrong but when i said i thought he used me when he was down he could not handle it and would always tell me he didnt care and to go away. I would get so upset i would try texting him to work it out he would barelt respond and if he did he would not be nice about it. we did hang out a couple times after that, he would ignore me after. One day i was like hey i think you are seeing someone else, and i was like well ixam seeing someone so no problem if you are he said " buy bye good luck with your new guy stop contacting me" i was devastated and tried to get into contact with him for weeks then i just gave up and accepted it was over. He ended up contacting me a month later acting like everything was fine. He wanted to go out and have drinks i told him i would. He and i both seemed to have a great time. He ends up ignoring me again. I kept texting him trying to figure out what was wrong. He kept saying everything was fine and i said ok can we hang out again? He said maybe i was like why? He just kept saying maybe … our last conversation we had… i said what is wrong ? He said nothing is wrong everything is fine. I asked him why he keeps saying maybe. He said " maybe but i dont want to see you right now" i said why? He saix " im just not feeling it, if i wanted to date i would" i said why did you contact me less then a week ago wanting to go out? He said i didnt.. even though he did. So i said should i just move on or what? He said whatever you want to do. So i said that he was really confusing me and asked him if he had anything more to say before i move on? My messages were turning green so i panicked he blocked me and reacted irrationally. I said " omg did you block me? My messages are not going through. Even texted him on my work phone asking what was up. And called him twice ( please dont judge me i know it is pathetic i never was this type of girl before him) so he replied and said " Ok I'll block you now" then immedietly blocked me. He has never blocked me before since I have met him he will just ghost. Is this ths final discard aka " grand finale? Did i just push him too far? this has upset me so much its hard to even function.

HIM: Please don’t mimic my sister!

I then said “Hold on, it’s possible the dog did not make it.”

ME: Go ahead. (leading him to the open area - dining room, and the phone’s right there).

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HIM: (sheepishly) Yeah, I broke into her house and busted the glass

WHY?

HIM: But it’s so good! How much longer?

ME: Thank you very much sir, you did a great job! Good bye!

ME: I’m married - taken - sorry!

ME: About another half hour before the meat goes back into the pot.

ME: (smiles)

HIM: I didn’t come by car or truck, I came by motorcycle. It’s parked at my usual spot over there.

One night, our son was sleeping over his grandparent’s house (they had a big event - going to Busch Gardens), my (ex) husband got called to work, so I was home alone. I was babysitting my neighbor’s next door’s almost “blind”, but elderly, dog (they had to take their other dog across the state for surgery). That dog was a Rottweiler Timber Wolf mix.

I also handed him a Can of Sprite, and told him to “Sit down”, and he did. I then said, “Your mom and dad sold the property to me; they’re out per what their last words said and the bumper sticker on the back of the RV “Out spending their children’s inheritance”. I had been upgrading and remodeling the house if you noticed the wall there is wide open and unfinished (I had a huge blanket propped with clothespins against the wall that was opened), as you can see it’s now PVC piping, the sewer pipe below has completely rusted out so the new pipes going in tomorrow is propped here.

NEIGHBOR (WOMAN): Well, xxxxx (his first name), it’s good to see you! But you know your mom and dad doesn’t live here anymore, right?

ME: Well, I am sorry to report this, but again, your parents sold me the property. They no longer live here and I couldn’t give you any other information except they took off RV’ing and exploring the North America, as I did hear them remark “We’re heading off to Canada.”

HIM: Please don’t tell me you’ve pulverized the Lobster meat?

ME: Oops! Sorry! I forgot you were here!

BROTHER: I wouldn’t know because you hung up on my phone call

The former neighbor’s son then grabs a couple more soup bowls and sets the table. And he then pops bread in the broiler that’s been buttered and garlic.

(Pauses)

HIM: Oh sorry Ma’am Reverend, Priest, (stumbling for words)

HIM: You’ve never met my parents have you?

ME: Just call me Southie, it’s my nickname

ME: Yeah, it’s over there in the top drawer.

I then asked, “Is your mom and dad’s names xxxx and xxxx (last name)?” He said “Yeah, I’m (xxxx) first name.”

ME: (goes back and makes another order) Would you like to take a shower?

ME: (goes into the kitchen - makes Bacon, Eggs, and Grits with cheese for him - since he looked pretty hungry). Then I bring him a plate and set it down in front of him with a glass of milk, and small glass of orange juice.

ME: Please shout out when you’re out of the shower so I can start cooking.

HIM: Do you have a yellow pages?

ME: Why not? You’re both adults! They can do whatever they want, they don’t need your permission!

He stood there, and said “This was busted from the outside in. Did you call the police?”

ME: Want the short story or long story?

ME: (being humorus) So you like to rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll? Every word you saaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy?

WIFE: Yes she doooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss!

HIM: Yeah, the new owner made me breakfast, I’m starving!

ME: Laughing

HUSBAND: “I’ll seat myself! Serve it up!”

GLASS MAN: Here’s your receipt! Next time son, ask your Mom over there (He assumed I was his mother) for the house key, and hide it! If there’s squeaky doors, you can…

SISTER: You’re always talking with your mouthful! Where the hell are you?

HIM: Opens the refrigerator door, spies the lobster meat, grabs a piece!

HIM: But that’s already too much! I’ve busted your window, and you’ve spared me death, fed me, allowed me to do my laundry and shower.

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WIFE: Hello (calling her first name) How are you doing over in Colly-rad-O?

SISTER: CHILLLLLLLLLL OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

HIM: Awwww!

HER BROTHER: Knock it off before I hang up on you again! I swear that’s the only good reason you moved over there because weed is legal!

ME: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

I’m brewing coffee, and he then says “I hope that’s a full pot you’re brewing.”

Then the phone rang, while the Wife and neighbor’s former son washed and dried the dishes.

GLASS MAN: Well, why didn’t you knock on the door!

HIM: Yeah I did move, I’m on vacation, I came down to visit Mom and Dad….

WIFE: “ YOU ARE ALWAYS HUNGRY! You need to lose some pounds buster!”

SISTER: OOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

SISTER: But they wouldn’t leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeeeee ussssssssssss!

HIM: (goes to the drawer, spies a notepad and pen and stays at the dining room table) Dialing some 24 hour Window Repair, getting quotes. Found one guy who can come out in the morning to fix it. (Cost $250.00.)

HUSBAND: Sure, hell, let’s eat!

Then I saw my son’s bedroom nightstand light go on, and there was this, young guy, who looked like he was about 24–25 years old, picking up the glass (broke the window), and with my gun pointing right at him.

HIM: He then goes through a bunch of hotels and motels, trying to find a room - cheap and as early available entry hours. The earliest one he could find was 11 AM, about 5 miles away.

ME: What if it were me? What would you have done?

He then tells me that he’s going to take the blind dog out for a walk. But the dog kept taking him back home (next door). So much for the dog walking, he wound up carrying the dog back over here because he wouldn’t get up after lying down on his front porch!

ME: Would it be easier to ask me if you could sleep on the spare bed here?

HIM: (shrugs) And looks at the 2 grilled cheese sandwiches. (I knew what he was looking for that wasn’t there)

HUSBAND: “But it’s so good! Try it!”

BOTH NEIGHBORS goes into the dining room. Her husband goes into my kitchen and grabs a spoon, “Ohhhh, Lobster Bisque! My favorite!”

ME: Oops, I forgot something!

We ate, and then he insisted on doing the dishes, and he did it all, and figured out where everything went after he dried it. I had the television on (early morning news).

HIM: _________!!!???__________

HIM: They brought the dream RV, they’ve gone RV’ing!

ME: Just ask.

SISTER: WHUUUUUUUUUHHHHH?

GLASS MAN: (Eye rolls) and within 25 minutes, he got the glass repaired and it was all safe and sound.

SISTER: (getting mad) Enough with that bulll-shittttttttttttttttttt!

HIM: At our old home?

SISTER: OOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGG! My brother’s going to jaaiiiiiillllllll!

ME: No, that goes in the last 5–10 minutes before we eat.

HAHAHAHAHA! It definitely woke him up!

HIM: Oh mannnnnnnnnn! I love that!

WIFE: (First name) what am I going to do with you!?

HIM: Please! I’m starving! I drove 11 hours straight to home, well, used to be home!

ME: You’ve cleaned your plate up? Would you like me to make some more?

HIM: Yeah, and bad enough, she thinks she’s cool! If she talked like that to Mom - Mom would have slapped her brains to the other end of the street. And if she talked like that to Dad - well, she wouldn’t have any body parts left!

ME: Yeah, the shells. Yeah, not the meat! The meat’s in the pot!

I had a 3 pound Lobster in the freezer (neighbor gave it to me, because their son gave them too many). I decided to make Lobster Bisque. And I decided to go the Julia Child’s mode, putting the lobster and all with a pan underneath, and I began to pulverize the shells to a fine paste. Apparently, I had also forgotten that HE was still here!

WIFE: (slaps him)

HIM: ___________!!!!!!!!

HIM: (Pulls out $300 handing it to me) For the food, shower, bed, and laundry and all. Can I leave my bike there, I’m going to head back home tomorrow. If my sister ever calls me back, give her my telephone number (writes it down and places it beside the phone). Thanks for everything!

HIM: Pays the glass man $250.00 cash

HIM: (laughing) Yeah, that’s about right!

FORMER NEIGHBOR’S SON: I will ask the blessing if I may? Southie?

ME: (Giving my full name and he just stood there)

HIM: Well I found that out!

HIM: You’re too old…. (then realizes what he just said) I mean, I mean…

HIM: No dummy! You know I always have that window set, because of work? Remember? It was the only way I could come home from work around 11 at night was through the window.

HIM: RIGHT ON!!! (opens the pickle jar eagerly and stabs himself a couple of pickles and offers me)

HIM: Yeah, No, No, No. I was coming home! You know Mom and Dad always goes to bed around 8 every night…

He then assumed I was related to the dog’s parents, because he said “Please tell Mr and Mrs xxxx, that I will pay for the window, I was trying to go back home.”

He then comes out, shaving with his battery operated electric razor (rechargeable) and then goes into the garage and runs the washer.

Her husband takes the dog home, and the wife then tells me “We sent my beloved baby to rainbow bridge. Surgery was no longer an option or advisable. We had a taxidermist come out, as I am having my baby going through taxidermy. When it’s time for me to go, he’s going to be buried with me.”

So after the 2nd 12 cup pot of Mr. Coffee brewing, the glass guy called early, and came around 7:30 in the morning!

HIM: Please!

SISTER: Fock youuuuuuuuuuu!

ME: No! They are not!

SISTER: Sooooooooooooooo where’s mom and daaaaaaaaaadddddd?

SISTER: Yeah buttttttttttttttttttttt…. You moved!

ME: It’s made with lobster shells!

ME: No your brother is not going to jail. I am not calling the police.

To the fact he was picking up glass, he then said “So sorry, I was going into my bedroom and couldn’t figure out why my window wouldn’t open, so I forced it open and broke the glass.” (he was becoming teary eyed). I had a broom and dustpan right there in the hallway closet and pulled that out and kicked it over towards him while turning on the lights above (ceiling fan), and then told him “Garbage can is right there, beside my son’s desk.”

ME: Yessssssssssssssssssssss! (reminding him of his sister)

HIM: (he hung up on her)

WIFE: (FIRST NAME) Mind your manners! We have to say the grace here!

ME: Have you ever had Lobster Bisque?

So the dinner goes on, with her husband having like 4 or 5 bowls of Lobster Bisque. Pretty much everyone ate their fill and I had enough for left over for lunch. And he tells them what happened.

WIFE: “DID YOUR MAMA EVER TELL YOU HOW RUDE YOU ARE?”

HUSBAND: Grace here! (begins to eat)

He then takes the Blind dog out in the backyard to do his business, and then brings him back inside - wiping his paws, and then has him to follow him to the spare bedroom (which is a queen sized), and had the dog on the bed and he tucked himself in. Was out cold in about 5 minutes or less.

HIM: ______________!!!!!!!!!

(He opens the other window curtains, and I could see his Honda Goldwing, 1100, parked right there. Apparently, he opened the double-gate and parked his bike there. Which that right there explained to me why there’s a small “concrete pad” (about 9′ x 7.5′) and the double awning was set high (which acted like a “Bike Port”).

HIM: Yeah, I supposed dad retired, that was their plans. Not surprised, but what I am surprised is, they never told me.

ME: I know some parents who fits the bill of what you’ve described!

ME: NO!

SISTER: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA DUH FFFFFuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkk?????!!!! You broke in?

HIM: (puts $20.00 bill under the phone) - dials - gets his sister (who apparently just came home from work - a grouch).

ME: (in background) Hey hon! I’m not so cold hearted that I shoot everyone that breaks into my house!

It was his sister (told me to put her on the speaker phone)

HIM: I did it!

SISTER: Hey, I just realized you called me from someone else’s name? I was checking the caller idddddddddddddddd?

Then her husband begins to eat.

HIM: Cool! Thanks Southie!

ME: Is she always like that? Rolling out every single words?

I then said “Backyard”, so he took him to the back yard. Then I heard the dog howl-bark (he doesn’t make a sound, unless there’s absolutely something drastically wrong). I just ran into my own door, because he opened it while I was heading out to the door to find out why the dog was howling and howl-bark and then he grabbed me and said “Sorry! I was going to say they’re home! But I didn’t see (name of other dog)!”

HIM: I’d probably shoot and ask questions later.

He then said “I must had entered into the wrong property. And I really, really am sorry. I will pay for the glass I broke. Where am I?” And I noticed the neighbor’s dog walked up to him, and he called him by name, and told him “on bed”. As he didn’t want him cut up (glass on floor).

ME: (Gives him a thumbs up)

HIM: My kind of girl!

ME: Yeah I could have too but I didn’t!

HUSBAND: “So? I know good food when I see and smell it! I’m hungry!”

ME: STAY OUT OF THE DANGNABIT STOVE AND REFRIGERATOR!

SISTER: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?

I then told him to “sit down on my son’s chair.” He then said “in a minute, cleaning up…” I then realized he wasn’t a threat, so I went to the garage and got a plywood board and we made it fit (temporary cover).

HIM: Do you mind if I call my sister up? It will be long distance, she lives in Colorado.

ME: Pow, Bang, to the moon, Alice, to the moon!

BOTH are talking, and apparently his sister is surprised that Mom and Dad had sold the house, they didn’t tell her either.

ME: Gee! Thanks a lot! I’ve spared you but you wouldn’t spare me?

I then said “Where’s your car or truck?”

ME: (laughing)

SISTER: YEAHHHHH But you bro…………….

HIM: I love lobster but….

HUSBAND: (clicks phone off and with a gruff) She hasn’t changed! Wondered what she called about?

The poor guy just literally peed in his pants and his eyes were round as saucers, and he was trembling and frightened and begged “Don’t shoot! Don’t Shoot!”, I then drew back the firing pin, and raised the gun up.

ME: Can’t have dill pickles, I am allergic to dill.

HIM: (Yelling back) AWESOME DUDE! (Pauses) SORRY! AWESOME SOUTHIE!

SISTER: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????

SISTER: I would have shot him if he did that to me!

ME: (Laughing) Yes, you’re old enough to be my son!

WIFE: (smacks him)

NEIGHBOR (MAN): What’s he doing here?

I gave her a gentle hug and offered my condolences. And the former neighbor’s son also gave her hugs. Then the wife said “You know, you should come over our house and spend the night, it’s somewhat intrusive that you’re over here. And deary? (Speaking to me) Thank you for not shooting him!”

HIM: HEY! That’s not nice! Apologize!

HUSBAND: What did your dad say about your profanities?

He grabs the soup ladle and serves everyone.

SISTER: FFFFFFF….

HIM: (thanking me and tries to eat and with the headset propped up on his shoulder)

HIM: That’s why I am calling you to find out if you knew!